Lisheen Self-Clean Castle
2016
Collagraph, mixed media
16" x 12"
Have you dismissed owning a castle because of the musty odors and enormous cleaning staff required to maintain its splendor? Fear not! This 19th Century landmarked castle comes fully equipped with SonicSuctionator®, the newest castle-cleaning technology from Acme. Just flip a switch and the powerful SonicSuctionator works below the floorboards and sucks dirt and dust from carpets, floors, bookcases, tables. Any animals sitting on these surfaces benefit from Suctionator’s grooming arm device. Dirty laundry only needs to be hung on a special SS rack before SonicSuctionator is activated, while dirty dishes should be stacked in a drainboard. Traditional baths and showers are more pleasant for master and guests, but a quick groom is also feasible using the SS technology.
Lisheen Castle offers standard castle amenities: 25.000 sf divided into 2 floors of space: Grand Dining Room, Pub, Ballroom, Parlor, 16 Balconies, Pool and Pond, Floral, Vegetable and Beer Gardens, Fully Staffed Kitchen with 5 star Chef, 10 Bedrooms with access to heated tubs, 5 Walk in Closets, ample parking spaces off the street and a Carriage House.
Lisheen Castle offers standard castle amenities: 25.000 sf divided into 2 floors of space: Grand Dining Room, Pub, Ballroom, Parlor, 16 Balconies, Pool and Pond, Floral, Vegetable and Beer Gardens, Fully Staffed Kitchen with 5 star Chef, 10 Bedrooms with access to heated tubs, 5 Walk in Closets, ample parking spaces off the street and a Carriage House.